New Year’s Comedy: The 20/14 Experience
Help me welcome the future at The Ice House in Pasadena, CA! Dec. 30, 8 p.m. Main Room Dec. 31 (New Year’s Eve), 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Stage 2 Search: New Year’s Eve, 2014, new years comedy, New Year’s comedy,
Help me welcome the future at The Ice House in Pasadena, CA! Dec. 30, 8 p.m. Main Room Dec. 31 (New Year’s Eve), 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Stage 2 Search: New Year’s Eve, 2014, new years comedy, New Year’s comedy,
Is there such thing as a Jewish Christmas? The common perception is that we don’t celebrate on Dec. 25. We just sit at home watching the frivolity through frosty windows, etching a sad face where our breath has fogged up the glass. But there are actually some advantages to being a Jew on Jesus’s birthday.…
My 15 seconds of fame raised $25K for Covenant House International on What’s Trending’s Tubeathon last week. Sure, there were others involved, like Destorm Power, Lindsey Sterling and Hank Green, as well as everyone who Tweeted #fiestamovement and #Tubeathon so that Ford would donate $1. But we all know my killer jokes inspired the bulk of the…
I’m not saying I did this right. Just less wrong. I try my best to correctly interpret President Barack Obama’s speech at the Nelson Mandela memorial. Now that the world has exposed Thamsanqa Jantjie’s fake signing, this is my big break into the sign-language industry. No, I haven’t taken any sign-language classes. I am going…
I guested on Dirty Pop with Lance Bass on Sirius 109 this week and all we got were these lousy T-shirts. Catch the re-air of my segment on Sirius XM Cosmo 108 this weekend.
Who would’ve thought my culture-blending “Shalom Cabrón” shirt would cause so much controversy? I sell this funny shirt at my comedy shows, based on my joke about mixing my Jewish and quarter-step Mexican heritages. Fans will occasionally post pictures of themselves wearing my merch and it makes me feel like a big star with a…
After I single-handedly (OK, double-handedly) invented the Thanksgivukkah Menurkey and launched the idea on CW-6’s San Diego Living yesterday, I received two very creative Menurkey entries that blow my original prototype away. These two will be handsomely awarded a free download of my Kosher Kuts 1 & 2 to dance the Thanksgivukkah calories away. The fun and…
Introducing the Menurkey, Thanksgivukkah’s rare bird/candelabra that won’t be seen again until 2070. Draw, build, landscape, bake, paint, or otherwise create your own handmade Thanksgivukkah Menurkey and submit it to me at eric (at) ericschwartzlive.com. I’ll send you a free download of my Kosher Kuts Vol. 1 & 2! I’ll also post everyone’s creations right…
A Brake Up After seven years together, this is the longest relationship I’ve ever had with a car. Or a woman, for that matter. In fact, I’ve had relationships in YOU that haven’t lasted as long as we have. I remember the day we met. It was fate; a total accident. Literally, I totaled my…
“When am I going to MAKE IT?!” I found out how to make it in Hollywood in Pt. 1 of my new documentary “Selfie.” Look out Hollywood…you’re about to notice that I’ve been here all my life!