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Yearly Archives: 2014

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Re:Fresh – Tech, Sex, Specs, Pecs

Blog, NewsBy Eric SchwartzJune 11, 2014Leave a comment

E3 is a full-on nerd battle, Match.com uses pics of your ex to find you dates and Miss USA is missed by the USA!  All this and more in this week’s Re:Fresh – Tech, Sex, Specs, Pecs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGpRYGb6pc

Dummer in Summer?

Blog, Schwartz ReportzBy Eric SchwartzJune 9, 2014Leave a comment

Do brain cells disappear along with cold weather in summer?  Apprently, it dose fro mey.  Watch this week’s Schwartz Reportz to find out one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done.

Save Water…Pee in the Shower!

News, Stand UpBy Eric SchwartzJune 6, 2014Leave a comment

Eric Schwartz stops at nothing to ensure a clean environment.   Watch the full hour special “Surrender to the Blender” for free here.     Outside US and Japan, download for $5 here.

Re:Fresh – Rihanna’s Dress–Yes! Then, No!!!

News, VideosBy Eric SchwartzJune 4, 2014Leave a comment

Rihanna’s dress at the Council of Fashion Designers Awards is super sexy and sparkly. But Smooth-E reveals the hidden horror behind the crystal curtain. Plus, see the only dress more outrageous than Rihanna’s!

Hot Dog! I’m On Annoying Orange

Schwartz ReportzBy Eric SchwartzJune 2, 2014Leave a comment

This week, I recorded three eps of Annoying Orange and moderated the Laugh Factory comedy panel at the Ninja Comedy Film Festival with Erik Griffin (Workaholics), Ian Edwards (2 Broke Girls) and Dan Ahdoot (Kickin’ It).  Plus, your comments continue to tantalize and terrorize me.

MYleficent – Create Your Own Maleficent Poster

MemesBy Eric SchwartzJune 1, 2014Leave a comment

You are the star of Disney’s Maleficent with this easy-to-use template.  It will be much easier if you have basic Photoshop knowledge, but I have faith you can do it! By the way, this is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.  I hope you love it. Click to download MYleficent_Template. 1.  Take a picture…

Justin Timberlake Impression!

Stand Up, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 30, 2014Leave a comment

In this clip from “Surrender to the Blender,” I do my Justin Timberlake impression.  He’s my favorite singer because he sounds silky smooth, dances real good and has no flaws as a person.  The only mistake I can recall him ever making is buying Myspace.  But, come on, he BOUGHT Myspace. Justin just performed in Israel,…

One Direction Smokes Dr. Dre’s Chronic

VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 28, 2014Leave a comment

Dr. Dre sells Beats Electronics to Apple for $3.2 Billion and suddenly One Direction is caught with the chronic!  What will this mean for the release of his long-awaited album the Detox?  If you made $3.2 billion, would you continue to work? Watch Re:Fresh –  1 Direction Smokes Dr. Dre’s Chronic

Schwartz Reportz – Vlog Virginity Violated

Schwartz ReportzBy Eric SchwartzMay 27, 2014Leave a comment

This is one vlog the 13-year-old girls don’t know about (yet). So, participate before I’m overrun with One Direction fans. Welcome to my first vlog, the Schwartz Reportz! Post your questions and comments and I might talk about you in the next episode. Submit your theme song and logos to eric at ericschwartzlive.com.  Winners get…

Turn Your Shortcomings Into Superpowers

Blog, Stand Up, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 23, 2014Leave a comment

When life hands you lemons, don’t stop at lemonade.  There are so many other uses!  Lemons disinfect, ward off insects and could probably save marriages.  I’m pretty sure if you leave a lemon next to a Rubix Cube for a few days, it could solve it. Baldness is my “lemon.”  But now that I’ve realized all the…

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