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Dummer in Summer?

Blog, Schwartz ReportzBy Eric SchwartzJune 9, 2014Leave a comment

Do brain cells disappear along with cold weather in summer?  Apprently, it dose fro mey.  Watch this week’s Schwartz Reportz to find out one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done.

Re:Fresh – Rihanna’s Dress–Yes! Then, No!!!

News, VideosBy Eric SchwartzJune 4, 2014Leave a comment

Rihanna’s dress at the Council of Fashion Designers Awards is super sexy and sparkly. But Smooth-E reveals the hidden horror behind the crystal curtain. Plus, see the only dress more outrageous than Rihanna’s!

MYleficent – Create Your Own Maleficent Poster

MemesBy Eric SchwartzJune 1, 2014Leave a comment

You are the star of Disney’s Maleficent with this easy-to-use template.  It will be much easier if you have basic Photoshop knowledge, but I have faith you can do it! By the way, this is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.  I hope you love it. Click to download MYleficent_Template. 1.  Take a picture…

Justin Timberlake Impression!

Stand Up, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 30, 2014Leave a comment

In this clip from “Surrender to the Blender,” I do my Justin Timberlake impression.  He’s my favorite singer because he sounds silky smooth, dances real good and has no flaws as a person.  The only mistake I can recall him ever making is buying Myspace.  But, come on, he BOUGHT Myspace. Justin just performed in Israel,…

One Direction Smokes Dr. Dre’s Chronic

VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 28, 2014Leave a comment

Dr. Dre sells Beats Electronics to Apple for $3.2 Billion and suddenly One Direction is caught with the chronic!  What will this mean for the release of his long-awaited album the Detox?  If you made $3.2 billion, would you continue to work? Watch Re:Fresh –  1 Direction Smokes Dr. Dre’s Chronic

Turn Your Shortcomings Into Superpowers

Blog, Stand Up, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 23, 2014Leave a comment

When life hands you lemons, don’t stop at lemonade.  There are so many other uses!  Lemons disinfect, ward off insects and could probably save marriages.  I’m pretty sure if you leave a lemon next to a Rubix Cube for a few days, it could solve it. Baldness is my “lemon.”  But now that I’ve realized all the…

Godzilla Vs. Gecko

Blog, MemesBy Eric SchwartzMay 17, 2014Leave a comment

After Godzilla destroys the city, there’s only one lizard who can clean up this mess.  It’s Godzilla Vs. Gecko….carnage meets coverage!

Proof Hip Hop is Real Music

Blog, Stand Up, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 15, 2014Leave a comment

Hip-hop has been bashed since it began.  Never before had music utilized other music at its core.  Haters claim, “It’s not real music because it uses samples.” But those dissenters fail to see that sampling is actually the genius–and definition of hip hop. The words “hip hop” means to hop on what’s hip. In other words,…

Eric Schwartz Stand Up – Quarter Step Mexican (Surrender to the Blender)

Stand Up, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 9, 2014Leave a comment

I explain my quarter-step Mexican heritage in the latest clip from my comedy special, “Surrender to the Blender.”  Watch the entire special for free on Lolflix! 

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Gringo de Mayo!

Gringo de Mayo, Sketches, VideosBy Eric SchwartzMay 5, 2014Leave a comment

I’m trying to become a real mariachi.  Please send this to all your amigos to help make my dream come true. ¡Azucar! El Gringo de Mayo.

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